I do not trust you
Those who say they do not look
At their own poo
Why would you not want to see
Observe, dissect, discuss
What lies beneath your wee
It has travelled so very far
It knows you in and out
This world of microbes, blood, bile and waste
Why would you not want to face
The tiny world you have produced
And inspect, inquire and proudly coo
Over your disgusting, majestic, ginormous poo?
Unstuck Monsters 
Fabulous! The content, of facing your faeces, captivating.
Thank you Bron! 😊