The Would-Be Physicist

She sat in her tree. Well, it wasn’t exactly her tree. But she sat in it at this time every…

A Parrot in the Orkneys

It was a dark morning and she was lonely. She had turned 71 the week before, which had made her…

The Giraffe, Danny, and Me

The other week I decided to enter a competition that appeared on Danny Wallace’s Facebook page. The competition was to…

Lacock at War

I always seem to have the worst luck. After spending my birthday week driving around the South of England, looking…