If I could
I would
Pre-print postcards
Advising you
That while
I have invested
Some time
In wondering, considering
Researching and reviewing
You have been found
Wanting
Disappointing
Just a postcard to say
You could have done better
No need to respond
You are one of many
Of a box full
I have procured
For all the goodbyes
I will be
Dishing out
Unstuck Monsters 